KLUGSTER

April 24, 2011

CRAPPY IDEAS

Filed under: HUMOR,INTERTAINMENT — klugster @ 3:44 PM
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When an idea goes through a person’s head they either act on those ideas or they forget about them. Sometimes a person may ponder the idea a while to determine if it is a good or bad idea.

 But what if an idea comes to you while sitting on the toilet? Then, does it become a crappy idea? “I wonder how many of the greatest inventions of the world have been thought of on the toilet.” I have never heard of anything that was invented on the toilet, or anyone talking about their crappy inventions.

I suppose it would be very hard to market anything that was invented on the toilet. Who would buy anything that originated as a crappy idea. However there are many products that might have been invented on the toilet.

Everyone has bought something and referred to it as crap. Maybe the idea for the item was created on the toilet. For instance a crappy phone that does not work. How about the crappy computer?  We all know of someone with a car that won’t run, “that they call a crappy car”. There are televisions and electronic equipment that we call crap. Just maybe they were all thought of on the toilet.

What about jokes that no one likes? We call them crappy jokes, they must have been thought of on the toilet. Ever take your phone to the bathroom and have a crappy conversation?

What about reading a book or magazine or the newspaper on the toilet, if you don’t like the article then would it be a crappy story?

Just the other day I was on the toilet, when the wife told me through the door, that she was leaving. I opened door and threw her a kiss. “She replied, I could keep my crappy kiss”

As you can probably guess there lays the idea for this crappy article.

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1 Comment »

  1. LOL. Your post certainly causes some vivid visuals! A Crappy Car = A toilet with 4 wheels and a three tone paint job…or…a phone that’s brown and has a fart for a ring tone…or…a kiss from some yellow lips backed by halitosis…or…
    Sandy
    http://www.sandysays1.wordpress.com

    Comment by SandySays1 — April 24, 2011 @ 4:13 PM | Reply


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